Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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