Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
false alarm, still single
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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