I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
