talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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