I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
