why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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