Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am spending my child support on dildos
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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