found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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