Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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