i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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