ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My dick has a subreddit
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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