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(810): View more from Michigan

Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf

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(727): View more from Florida

So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend

(1-727): View more from Florida

Awkward

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(607): View more from New York

I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name

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(678): View more from Georgia

stop calling my apartment porn island.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first

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(443): View more from Maryland

I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.

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