Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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