ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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