Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she told me i tasted like america
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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