yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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