Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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