That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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