I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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