I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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