I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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