The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Small penises have feelings too.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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