He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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