i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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