thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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