I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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