I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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