i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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