I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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