Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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