That's intense
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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