How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
