i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
do nipples grow back?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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