That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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