some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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