i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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