So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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