It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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