if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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