Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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