But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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