Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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