I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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