i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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