I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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