I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
