i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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