My brain says no but my pants say off.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
