Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Randomize
