On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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